High · Fidelity

My brother just pooped in my sparkling clean bathroom.
It's a mixture of smelly Randy butt poop and bleach.
Eww....

I adopted this kitten to this over protective cat lady bitch face.
I don't want to be her.
Lonely, old, grumpy, and with an other cat named dickens.
Please, god, don't let me be that women.

Went swimming in Lake Washington, and went off a rope swing.
It was fun.
I think I have duck itch.
I'm all itchy.
I don't want to go shower, because of Randy and his over moving bowels.

blah blah blah

I find sometimes that
or maybe just this morning
that when I wake up with a room all clean
and vacumed, with puffy and olivia crowding the bed,
but adorable all the same.
I have a really good day.
I definetly woke up on the right side of the bed this morning
even though I only have one side to my bed.
but it was the right one

ps. I have giant mutant spiders living at my house
they are terrifying.